It was recently suggested to me that my position (dog walker) was very romantic. I can see the romance in it- the leading ladies are always doing something impractical and fanciful in the movies, aren't they? (there's something about mary- dogwalker; pretty woman- prostitute; alien- lieutenant and alien incubator) Always doing something cute that makes the guys swoon. Anyway, I didn't mean to start writing about all that nonsense. Let's just get into the meat and potatoes of this whole thing...
MY JOB IS AWESOME. First of all, I essentially get to play with dogs for about 4-5 hours. Second, I don't have to actually talk to people- I work with 2 other people and we're usually just running around getting work done. Third...well, who needs a third reason?
Sure, I get dragged around and humped sometimes but who doesn't sometimes get humped at work? At least at my work place I can simply assert my dominance by being firm on the leash or holding the dog down and coercing it into a calm submissive state cesar style.
Well, that's about it for now. I've taken a day off from walking the dogs to go on a field trip with my brother's class. Is there anything worse than 15 year olds?
Coming later: More on the cast of characters aka dogs.
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To answer your question: no, there is nothing worse than 15 year olds.
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